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"guru meditation" error message but instead of "guru" it says "squaloid"

boost this toot if you trust anthropomorphic sharks in maid outfits to build and maintain your internet network!

boost this toot if Suricrasia Online is your favourite in river-based internet connectivity!

DISCLAIMER: Suricrasia Online is not a real business. Therefore, nothing we do needs to be structured like one. We find this liberating.

we're gonna fuckin' uhhh...... *squints at palm pilot* close the parent merger deal for long term sustainable growth

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Suricrasia Online is prepared to initialize corporate synergy within every sub-frame of our fractal cross-company partnership structures

this picture brought to you by playing talking heads over an sstv encoder

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Suricrasia is the name of our home planet, the source of the sharks!

the Suricrasia Online press kit includes
> 1 Suricrasia Online Mousepad
> 10 Suricrasia Online Stickers
> 1 Suricrasia Online Coffee Mug
> 1 Free Massage
> 10 Dogfish
> A hug

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we're accepting books for our library! message us if you'd like your book cover to be featured!

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