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"Ever wanted to display your favourite internet service provider in a place the whole world can see? Do you find yourself with a sensual thrill from the thought of everyone knowing you're a member of Suricrasia Online? Would you jump at the opportunity to act on these exhibitionist desires?"

Order your Suricrasia Online sticker today! They're free! suricrasia.online/merch/ computerfairi.es/media/mLtK39H

Have you discovered a book through the PORTAL method? Suricrasia Online is accepting book covers to be featured on our library page! suricrasia.online/library/

The next wave of free stickers is being shipped tomorrow! Order now to be part of it! suricrasia.online/merch/

Have you discovered a book through the PORTAL method? Suricrasia Online is accepting book covers to be featured on our library page! suricrasia.online/library/

@Sylvhem 1 nautical gigabyte/month. Shark maid outfits. CRT fishing. Welcome to the future. (Disclaimer: I'm not a Suricrasia Online employee. Their Mastodon account is @blackle)

tired: mainstream ISP
wired: Suricrasia Online

As a member of Suricrasia Online you are entitled to exactly one free Suricrasia Online Laptop Sticker. Don't remember if you're a member or not? No problem, you are.

We provide connectivity to anyone in the great lakes river basin at speeds of up to 256 bytes per month!

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Suricrasia Online is a Toronto-based internet service provider staffed entirely by anthropomorphic sharks in maid outfits

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