sometimes i just show up to like new online games or just new online things and glitch the fuck out
like
if i have joined an online game i have never played before and am not currently either attempting to get into the OoB void or already there it's a blue moon
one time i tried to log into a new game and like as i was logging in the servers crashed
and this wasn't the first time i had tried to connect to something and then immediately had it die
it's just like
my internet-self has static electricity and i will sometimes just electrocute a server i'm handshaking with
honestly you can rate games based on how long it takes me to just break them
also like based on how horrendously i broke them because like some games i''ll just jump out of bounds and call it a day
and others i'll summon lavos as my video game character which looks like a horrific doll flies and spins like its possessed
