"can i contact an inanimate object such as uhhh a black sock. spiritually"
dear wikihow user: can you please explain the story behind this
what do you want to tell it
have you wronged this sock in some way and wish to apologize
@Antanicus i like this best
@boots
maybe they just want to find out where all the missing socks go
like did they run away, are they living in foot-free sock Utopia no longer working for Big Foot
or is someone kidnapping them, do they miss their other half?
(I'm sorry, somehow this went both punny AND dark)
@boots maybe they lost the other sock in the washing machine and want to know where it ended up being and if everything's ok :D