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"can i contact an inanimate object such as uhhh a black sock. spiritually"
dear wikihow user: can you please explain the story behind this
what do you want to tell it
have you wronged this sock in some way and wish to apologize

@boots maybe they lost the other sock in the washing machine and want to know where it ended up being and if everything's ok :D

@boots
maybe they just want to find out where all the missing socks go

like did they run away, are they living in foot-free sock Utopia no longer working for Big Foot

or is someone kidnapping them, do they miss their other half?

(I'm sorry, somehow this went both punny AND dark)

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