hobby: making elevator pitches designed just to horrify and give random investors nightmares with the thought of the pitch and not to actually get venture capital
"so, imagine: omegle, but for alarm clocks. a random stranger gets connected to your phone and wakes you up over the speaker, and also you can view the stranger over the cam and also they can see your cam and hear your mic for the optimal wake-up experience"
"remote babysitters. you can hire people to control a mobile robot over the internet which will take care of your child for you. you don't even have to know them, either! just pay em and go! sounds good right"