tfw your only way to stay relevant is to be a dumb asshole on twitter

Follow

@Gargron if you're ever feeling sad think about the fact that notch has candy machines that are full of really fuckin old candy that are basically impossible to empty out so he just has a dispenser full of super stale kit-kats that he can't replace

@boots @Gargron which if you think about it is a super good metaphor for notch in general

@boots @Gargron things that should be joyous and innocent left utterly unfinished and to other people to clean up as he progressively rots into an awful mess, a symbol incarnate of opulence without heart or the will to be good.

Sign in to participate in the conversation
Computer Fairies

Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!