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imagine this thing just rolling around when youre not looking
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@mkosler You Are Not Safe Without The Orb https://slime.global/media/HhfzHVM7Jm27Xwh0hiw
We set out to change WiFi forever. Our uncompromising vision: orb
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@masklayer im trying to figure out what this shape would even be called
@cat_abyss@octodon.social built-in laser pointer, obviously
hello good morm
i was thinking about the nodejs one-file thing and i realized something
there's a way to load modules from a string, right
node modules can contain bindings to binary ELF files
what if i just compiled a node module in memory and loaded that
then i could just compile an FFI module to a string, load it, and then abuse FFI
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"I always steal coins with my left hand, so's I can keep my STABBIN' hand free!" https://witches.town/media/woZBA4CFl6RUAvCMMrc
@signalstation i was about to say something until i realized from their point of view it *is* the left hand
that's some serious attention to detail
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Top Three Draculas in the Tri-City Area:
1) Jerry the Dracula - Runs that nightclub where they got the red strobe lights and the blood showers go on at 3 a.m. out there on Route 4. Real nice.
2) Maybelle Dracula - Just a sweet lady, full up with stories. You'll find her luring in folks with sweet tea on her white porch, friendly as you please, but them folks don't come back.
3) Chuck the Double-Dracula - College boy, says the word for 'em all ain't "Dracula" but "vampyr" so we call 'im DOUBLE-Dracula. Heh. College boy. Nice, otherwise. Helps folks with their taxes and whatnot.
To all runner-up Draculas: better luck next year!
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Obstruction of justice Wikipedia article edited anonymously from US House of Representatives https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?diff=784477444&oldid=781746147
@twitter@mastodon.technology "Yes, but could you tell me where I am?"
Schrodinger's ID
@rey flammable liquid
unbelievably stupid
@fireh9lly haha this is a good joke. this is a funny joke that didnt actually happen. this isnt real. haha oh mghh
@grime_witch good shit 👌
@blackle also, meteors would probably shred the thing if you got way too far out of the atmosphere
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