read bio @boots@computerfairi.es

@masklayer dinsar

@natecull there should be a list of time-travel tenses, "have been going to be" is so clunky

accidentally reading "funding campaign" as "fucking campaign"
...3 times
good morning

@natecull wasn't it beranstain?

@chr@cybre.space only with way more time and effort than before, but we're getting there

@alyx@cybre.space there was an april fools minecraft version where redstone (which can be considered a simplistic coding language) would sometimes generate "redstone bugs", small mobs that attacked you, if something went wrong (redstone torch burning out, etc)

assuming you consider minecraft as a virtual reality simulation, does that count

@clarkenciel@cybre.space s/not/not yet/g

exit polls suggest
[holding paper up to ear]
i should burn things?? hm

see you say "hung parliament" and my mind *instantly* goes to the gutters

@fireh9lly noope

is it swords or sords

@maloki i have no clue how to pronounce a backwards c ;_;

i feel the need to point out that bubsy is getting rebooted by the *original creators of bubsy*
ACCOLADE ARE THE ONES WHO MADE BUBSY FOR SNES

how do you even pronounce swords though

@masklayer ive fixed the page
run this on it in javascript console

g="nodeType";function e(n){var f;if(n[g]===1){if(n=n.firstChild){do{f=n.nextSibling;e(n);}while(n=f);}}else if(n[g]===3){if(/Core/.test(n.data)){
n.data=n.data.replace('Norton Core','Orb').replace('Core','Orb')
}}}e(document.body)