This program has multiple syntax faults, and even if it didn't, it's not calling anything.
https://ghostbin.com/paste/gu9tu
(Hint: The emoticons at the bottom are red herrings.)
@typhlosion awwwwwww 🎊 you win
@typhlosion but where's the invisible unicode got to hide? ✨
@typhlosion also besides, you can see just by looking at it that it's the same source file
nothing different, tis merely a joke, you can check ;^
@typhlosion (then again arbitrarily harmful is arbitrary so i dunnoooo)
@typhlosion honestly code from me should just not be trusted as far as "it'll probably always do something really weird that it shouldn't do", not untrusted as far as "arbitrarily harmful"
@typhlosion okay so that one may not have actually caused an error
here's a fixed version
http://sprunge.us/OSIb
@typhlosion i am absolutely certain an error will occur when you run it
@typhlosion you can run it, it'll error
here's some neat looking invalid javascript
it won't do anything when you run it, it's so obviously invalid, right
@blackle ALCHEMICAL SYMBOL FOR BLACK SULFUR
@softgoat i mean i think my madness is unrelated to unicode but yknow
@softgoat yeah no unicode has everything
@blackle so is there a transcription or
i will no longer be on computerfairi.es
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