read bio @boots@computerfairi.es

@indi add a long salt to the full handle. bam.

ALSO if you do this make it so that reports from other instances only have a uuid based on the reporters full handle [username@domain] so that rogue admins cannot find people reporting bad behavior but good admins can block bad reporters based on a unique identifier

but seriously can we please get federated reports so that "oh, just post a message at the admin" and "oh, just register an account on that instance and report them from that" aren't the solutions because Fuck

what mastodon needs to do is use <p> and <br>
at the same time
which one it uses is decided by rng

@brunodias@mastodon.social This instance is a boat! Maritime law! Maritime law!

@ashkitten@toot.cat v4.2.6

apparently the variable _ is replaced by whatever last output was

whatever you say, node.js
https://computerfairi.es/media/VbSC70gvSft2W4Gjnlg

@oliver okay hold on wh

WORDS ARE HARD

dear person who followed me directly after i posted this: goddamnit

im about ready to make my account private with public posts just so random people with 5000 following who i have never interacted with don't follow me :(

okay so apparently there's no native way in node to get c++ bindings without a wrapper module which, for my purposes, suuuuuucks

@oneiro aaaaaa

@clarkenciel@cybre.space yes, the far off kingdom of MDN and jsfuck's source code and aem1k.com

@clarkenciel@cybre.space trial and error and knowing that hangul fillers are valid variable names and knowledge of js syntax