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the amount of warning signs on the reactor changed from 2 to 5...

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the chairman of the nuclear regulatory commision pushes their glasses up, and reads the report out loud, stammering:
"we found that... the nuclear accident was the result of... the... control ummm.. r-r-rods.... not being... uuhhh d-deeep... enoguh..."

@typhlosion i mean i checked and the person's fixing it so i probably just terrified someone and didn't actually break anything

okay so i was pressing buttons and i set something from 70C to 100C and changed a lot of values around, and then the cursor started moving so i clicked start production and stop cooldown and then closed out the interface
im not sure this was the correct course of action

i still have no clue what im messing with but i mean like
if it's fine now after being on open vnc for a while it shouldnt just blow up riiight computerfairi.es/media/MVLQO3S

okay don't worry its not a nuclear reactor it's an oil mine

there's a button saying "start production" and it looks really *really* tempting

@blackle i touch it and somebody named rod just starts hovering above their bed

okay dont worry guys i set the password to a swear word its no longer unauthenticated
now only i can access this interface that controls multiple reactors
[distant explosions]

@typhlosion honestly most webcams are just
empty views
which i feel like is actually even better than just like having a webcam where people are walking around

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