read bio @boots@computerfairi.es

upside-down-terneting a high-traffic wifi network so every time someone gets a http 301 it waits until someone else gets an http 301 and just swaps the locations so randomly people'll just get redirected to the sites other people are browsing

@Cocoron im just blocking them

why do the static images of gif avatars look weird on mastodon

@Elizafox STEAL THAT TOOT

accidentally joining an instance before the admin has made the first post and posting just "helo"

@friend helo!!

@Elizafox what if god just is taking a lunch break like
"yeah, they've got everything on lock down i think" and then he gets back a few days from now and is just like "ohhhh noooo"

@Elizafox i boosted it
i am a rebel

q: what's more concerning than rust around your charger port and your bios complaining about your battery having low capacity?

a: your bios suddenly ceasing to complain for no discernible reason

@fillertrack i don't think they sell them because like
even 6 peeps is too much

@cookednick @Elizafox hhggfh yes that

@Elizafox look, there's two kinds of people
the ones who can read english and the ones who have one post and over 6000 followers