read bio @boots@computerfairi.es

@Incatoxication because it has different rules and policies, so you may have a nicer experience

@twitter@mastodon.technology did it happen again

@Rezulux oh yeah i had a shortbow and it was basically my weapon for "allow me to pick at you while i get closer so i can hit you with my hammer"

@Rezulux i honestly only picked rogue because i saw "high agility and acrobatics" and was like "Yes please"

@Rezulux it was definitely not berating
it was more "uh,"

@Rezulux honestly that was probably the best session because it was basically "Angry Rogue With Hammer and Bard Who Can Only Cause Damage With Jokes fight Like, Ten Rats"

@Rezulux we did actually try rolling intimidate on a door but fortunately we managed to just break it down

the person who was training us was not exactly pleased with our approach and informed us that we couldve just looked for the key

@Rezulux i joined a dnd game once and we finished one single starter campaign
it was a good dnd
intimidate was a free action so i would just yell at everything until it was scared of me
i managed to intimidate so hard i scared rats

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i was not a very good rogue

@Rezulux imagine the wild magic table

@grime_witch @Cocoron
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@Rezulux it was actually a joke about a theoretical 4D 200 sided die

but also im imagining this but D&D https://computerfairi.es/media/LYCknRj5Ej6guS41zVw

no context: "Dn4D"

when you fuck up a message and you cant cancel it sending and you just have to watch it send fucked up

@kara_dreamer com.asg.hangerfree

@squ1rrel (the desktop is also virtual reality)

@chr@cybre.space i mean i guess their security was shit