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the chairman of the nuclear regulatory commision pushes their glasses up, and reads the report out loud, stammering:
"we found that... the nuclear accident was the result of... the... control ummm.. r-r-rods.... not being... uuhhh d-deeep... enoguh..."

@typhlosion i mean i checked and the person's fixing it so i probably just terrified someone and didn't actually break anything

okay so i was pressing buttons and i set something from 70C to 100C and changed a lot of values around, and then the cursor started moving so i clicked start production and stop cooldown and then closed out the interface
im not sure this was the correct course of action

i still have no clue what im messing with but i mean like
if it's fine now after being on open vnc for a while it shouldnt just blow up riiight computerfairi.es/media/MVLQO3S

okay don't worry its not a nuclear reactor it's an oil mine

there's a button saying "start production" and it looks really *really* tempting

@blackle i touch it and somebody named rod just starts hovering above their bed

okay dont worry guys i set the password to a swear word its no longer unauthenticated
now only i can access this interface that controls multiple reactors
[distant explosions]

@typhlosion honestly most webcams are just
empty views
which i feel like is actually even better than just like having a webcam where people are walking around

i need to set up a livestream thing where like the livestream just will randomly connect to webcams it finds with unauthed rtsp enabled

itd be interesting

do you know how many student projects are on aws that are just untended to from 2015

(a looot)

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