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mastodon admins all sit in traffic together, communicating issues via morse code using the car horn

mastodon admins communicate by breaking into the other admin's server and leaving a message in the home folder for them

can we get a windows xp box with open vnc for the mastodon admins where they all log in and type into a single notepad window to communicate

can we get a microsoft comic chat room for mastodon admins

i wish "i want everyone to get along" wasn't such a joke of a wish.

i just
fighting on the timeline is never fun and i'm just always hopeful that things could be worked out easier by discussion
sorry

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stop subtooting each other and just talk please
sorry

simpson? more like simpleton
am i right folks
[unsure] am i right

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Facebook helped advertisers target teens who feel “worthless”

arstechnica.com/business/2017/

“Facebook's algorithms can determine, and allow advertisers to pinpoint, ‘moments when young people need a confidence boost.’”

Can estimate when teens feel “worthless,” “insecure,” “defeated,” “anxious,” “silly,” “useless,” “stupid,” “overwhelmed,” “stressed,” and “a failure.”

#SurveillanceCapitalism

Via twitter.com/@lldzne

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OK, so there's a startup that developed a Slack bot to "smoothen flirting at work". R U FUCKIN KIDDIN ME.

Thus, welcome to all sorts of shitty sexting, inappropriate invitations and remarks. And since management has authorised its integration to the internal communications tool (Slack), then sexual harassment is bound to grow and thrive.

Hey technosolutionist kiddies, why don't you fucking get a life.

medium.com/@feeldCo/feeld-goes

also how it tries to introduce the character to the scene in that is pretty good 

STRUCK HIM THROUGH THE DOORWAY
AND YOU'RE TO BLAME
computerfairi.es/media/PPmMR3K

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the interesting part is that it almost sorta keeps a scene, even if you didn't notice
here's two parts, both highlighting all occurrences of a character's name it finds
computerfairi.es/media/5Q7GtZM computerfairi.es/media/0wVrG_M

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