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idea: a "no crawlers" option that followbots and search engines have to both check and respect
it can be applied both per-user and instance-wide

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I heard you, don't worry, I'll cut this for a while because I'm afk for a few days and that's the only thing I can do from here, I'll take time to read/answer/address your comments when I'm back!

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If text search is ever implemented, it should be limited to your home timeline/mentions only. Lack of full-text search on general content is intentional, due to negative social dynamics of it in other networks

sed (search engine discourse) 

fun fact: clericalist also caches deleted toots (like from ephermal.glitch.social) forever, so you can just search them despite them being gone
isn't this search engine such a great idea

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an instance that automatically adds invisible unicode characters in words that aren't mentions or hashtags

i like how that search engine also gives absolutely no information on how to opt an instance out, at all

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isn't it great now there's a search engine for toots on mastodon that people can namesearch themselves and see that you're talking about them even if you have them blocked because the search engine doesn't know

AND HE SAID 

WELCOME TO THE HOTEL CALIFORNIIAAAA

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AND HE SAID 

plaaaaaay
the best song in the word
or i'll eat your soul

sometimes ill just be really tired, take two random mp3s out of my downloads folder and see how well i can fit them together

here's s.q.u.i.d.

my.mixtape.moe/jvkfta.mp3

uhhh guess my age i guess
since everyone is doing it

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(out with a friend)

me: *opens mouth, modem noises come out*
someone: "what are they doing?"
my friend: "oh just communicating with the other instance admins"

mastodon admins communicate over a MUD, any instance disputes must be settled via using the in-game attack system, winner is declared superior administrator

however, some of the admins just think every other admin is just honking at them

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