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if you put two oreos on the ground parallel to each other on the earth does that make the earth a sandwich
but the real question is if i put two pieces of bread on the ground so that they're parallel does that make the earth a sandwich
does a single piece of bread make the earth a sandwich if its on the ground
you cannot observe a sandwich or else its form may change
a sandwich can just be a single, lone piece of bread on a plate
(the plate is the filling)
a sandwich can be twenty dads
thats it
just twenty dads
a sandwich can just be one bread piece and toppings
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Open_sandwich
but is a hotdog a sandwich
google docs links cannot speak. in the event that a google docs link does speak, please ignore its advice
if you find a google docs link, do not be alarmed. simply permanently seal off the room you found it in.
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if a google docs link tells you to dig up the silver hemispheres it is trapped in so it can finally be free and destroy the world all over again, at least skype with it first so you know it's the same person as on the profile pic
if a google docs link asks you to bring them somewhere, do not accept
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if you see a google docs link on the road, kill it
people are talking about how to prevent being getting doxed and im just sitting here on a vpn i paid for with prepaid credit cards i got someone else to buy for me >_>
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also in terms of safety education:
use an alias. please. make it impossible or at least very difficult to google your internet handle and find your workplace.
I use the name Shel Raphen. it's the same as my pen name for poetry. Googling Shel Raphen will never turn up my legal name. Shel *is* my real first name.
If you google my legal name you'll find my professional identity, and not my poet identity. I can disclose to potential employers that Shel Raphen is my pen name if desired.
an irc based instance
netsplit.town
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telnet mapscii.me
By rastapasta on GitHub :-D
https://mastodon.tetaneutral.net/media/qdGLHObA0Ft5ubGy_w4 https://mastodon.tetaneutral.net/media/5EvsKSxlbzTktUZUm-s
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