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it has also decided that i am male and my interests include "marketing" and uhhhhh

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twitter has decided im either 18-24 or over 65

does bizbot just have like a per-minute theme

idea: one of those movies about AIs that take over the world except the AI isn't very good at taking over things so it's not that hard to catch it

i could've gotten unstuck much earlier by shutting down the machine, since it was 2 am and nobody would notice

...did you know windows ce does not come with shutdown functionality
it's not in the start menu and there's no shutdown.exe

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i just accidentally trapped myself inside a point-of-sale machine for at least like 5 minutes and it was the longest and most terrible 5 minutes of my life

$ ssh ubuntu@bot-host
ubuntu's password:

Permission denied, please try again.

π™Ήπšžπšœπš πšŠπš™πš˜πš•πš˜πšπš’πš£πšŽ:

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your chatbot goes down, so you go to your server to bring it back up, but by the time you're there it's already reactivated

later, you try to turn it off manually to figure out why it restarted, as you don't have any way for it to restart on it's own, currently.

it immediately turns back on.

[ONE UNREAD MESSAGE]
"Why did you do that?"

why would you be rude to something that's just trying to help

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i dont get people who are rude to chatbots and twitter bots and such
like
they're trying their best!!!

this is so hard to listen to after hearing wow wow so many times

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