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ukpol, lewd
see you say "hung parliament" and my mind *instantly* goes to the gutters
i feel the need to point out that bubsy is getting rebooted by the *original creators of bubsy*
ACCOLADE ARE THE ONES WHO MADE BUBSY FOR SNES
how do you even pronounce swords though
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imagine this thing just rolling around when youre not looking
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@mkosler You Are Not Safe Without The Orb https://slime.global/media/HhfzHVM7Jm27Xwh0hiw
We set out to change WiFi forever. Our uncompromising vision: orb
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hello good morm
i was thinking about the nodejs one-file thing and i realized something
there's a way to load modules from a string, right
node modules can contain bindings to binary ELF files
what if i just compiled a node module in memory and loaded that
then i could just compile an FFI module to a string, load it, and then abuse FFI
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"I always steal coins with my left hand, so's I can keep my STABBIN' hand free!" https://witches.town/media/woZBA4CFl6RUAvCMMrc
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Top Three Draculas in the Tri-City Area:
1) Jerry the Dracula - Runs that nightclub where they got the red strobe lights and the blood showers go on at 3 a.m. out there on Route 4. Real nice.
2) Maybelle Dracula - Just a sweet lady, full up with stories. You'll find her luring in folks with sweet tea on her white porch, friendly as you please, but them folks don't come back.
3) Chuck the Double-Dracula - College boy, says the word for 'em all ain't "Dracula" but "vampyr" so we call 'im DOUBLE-Dracula. Heh. College boy. Nice, otherwise. Helps folks with their taxes and whatnot.
To all runner-up Draculas: better luck next year!
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Obstruction of justice Wikipedia article edited anonymously from US House of Representatives https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?diff=784477444&oldid=781746147
Schrodinger's ID
you: haha, i like never going to give you up unironically
me: yes, but do you like Together Forever
you: what is that
me: [already putting on 7 pairs of sunglasses]
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Australia to float 'not backdoors' that behave just like backdoors to Five-Eyes meeting #theregister #news https://social.undernet.uy/url/744919
i keep reading "la" as "ia"
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