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"can i contact an inanimate object such as uhhh a black sock. spiritually"
dear wikihow user: can you please explain the story behind this
what do you want to tell it
have you wronged this sock in some way and wish to apologize

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server issues 

"huh, i wonder why apt-get is having issues is on this server"

No space left on device

"???"

# df -h /
Filesystem Size Used Avail Use% Mounted on
/dev/sda2 7.9G 7.5G 2.5M 100% /

"oh. i see"

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a⁰BT ·· 26jun16



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[sees discourse] How do I mute every instance

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"Verizon now owns Tumblr, so accounts using competing phone companies' email will be locked out"

twitter.com/qrs/status/8791194

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a fake corporate instance that just has a ton of fake brand accounts for brands that both do and do not exist

dear bot makers: if youre making a porn bot or a news bot please make it unlisted

what happened to the mastodon thing where picture urls would get shortened into picture icons anyway

WHAT
THIS IS SOME CRYPT OF THE NECRODANCER-ESQUE SHIT

I THOUGHT KEVIN MACLEOD JUST MADE GENERIC CALM ROYALTY-FREE MUSIC WHAT IS THIS
youtube.com/watch?v=RK4AIq9VzB

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apparently kevin macleod has a "hard electronic" royalty free section???

not lewd 

THEY FUCKING RESERVED NUMBER.WANG AND ARENT ALLOWING ANYONE TO REGISTER IT

AUGH

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lewd?? not actually lewd but lewd-adjacent 

[in deep thought about how .wang is an actual, registerable domain]

all of my caves of quid level ups so far were from the extra XP managing to kill myself with a badly thrown grenade
(i turned off permadeath because I Just Don't Do That)

i swear to god im going to make mutated human work

caves of quid 

so anyway i freeze grenaded some poor fucker

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