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hes the captain of this spip

Cap'n Chunch

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https://computerfairi.es/media/SwFgP8LHqY3am03AjdM

https://computerfairi.es/media/dFrv77Yxt3YZAMnsu80

i groaned while making this joke https://computerfairi.es/media/rymjTRrVgkgTssmH8-A

apparently it is just me that has access to the youtube twilight zone

fun fact: you can just blast through the layers of youtube by clicking on the youtube logo multiple times
thanks, new youtube recommendation algo

dear youtube: ???????
i dont have youtube red
why are you recommending me youtube red
why are you recommending FOX NEWS WHAT TH

https://computerfairi.es/media/3ExdU1WNxQXK7AIlb1k

consider: sink hole inside a mall that doesnt affect the structure of the mall so there's just a giant hole inside of a mall

riding an escalator down straight into the water

there, now there's only my bad taste and not youtube's taste https://computerfairi.es/media/mwUdaV91F_DQptHkqKE

YOUTUUUBE COME ON NOW https://computerfairi.es/media/uZb7N87wLX_pAFTd5wc

honestly moving houses every year and also learning to read before i had conversations basically destroyed my chances of pronouncing anything correctly

accent level: pronouncing "chaos" as if it's a plural of "chao"

(the joke is i used to actually do this for a while when i was younger)

dead malls are a good mood

aesthetic: https://computerfairi.es/media/Ae5_QoEGkY2Yb67x8Sc