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mood: thinking about how much total information that was on the web is now gone because the images with the info were hosted on photobucket or imageshack and never archived

fun things to do: go to random, important parts of a video game ROM and just start flipping bits and see how far you can get without it being stuck crashing
(orange bytes have flipped bits)
computerfairi.es/media/6hxsmnE

please note that on line two directly before the "000" there's supposed to be a raw 0x01 byte but for some reason everything strips it

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5-line hell webserver coded in perl by me (im sorry) 

print socket qw , a 2 1 tcpTCP6 ,;
print setsockopt qw , a 1 2 000,;
print bind a, "\x02\x00\x1f\x90\x00\x00\x00\x00\x00\x00\x00\x00\x00\x00\x00\x00";
print listen qw , a 128 ,;
print c qq ~welcome to my hell server! it is: @{[scalar localtime(),"\n"]}~ and close c while accept qw , c a ,

instead of calling them emoji or emoticons just straight up call them "emotions"

thinking emotion
neutral face emotion
sunglasses emotion
cowboy emotion
levitate emotion
corn emotion

how do i turn off a window
i have a window next to my bed that's perfectly positioned so that when it's 8:30 the window is basically putting me under a magnifying glass like im an ant
it helps when im not awake but jesus fuck i want to lie down and it's so warm when i try

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politics, transphobia, me being dumb idiot 

things i have read with my eyes so far:
* "the trans-agenda of the New World Order."
* "Transgender Activists Need To Get Over Their Brophobia"
* "A gender reassignment is as acceptable as a murder, in terms of sacrificing your child,"
* "Have We Finally Reached Peak Transgender?"

these are all actual things that have been said
send help

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politics, transphobia, me being dumb idiot 

currently reading terrible right-wing transphobic conspiracy articles and getting mad about them and then continuing to read more because
i dont even know why im doing this to myself lol

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LGBTQ WOMEN AND NONBINARY PEOPLE ON MASTODON:

A quick survey!

- What brought you to Mastodon?
- Do/did you contribute to Mastodon's development, and if so, how?
- Are you an instance admin, and if so, what's it like?
- What is it about Mastodon that was appealing to you compared to other services?

i just left an "oh shit im sorry" message in /tmp/

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when the 'toying with security' part of your brain is like "hey you know i wonder if you can do thing on this server" and then it works and the 'toying with security' part of your brain goes "UHHH I DONT THINK WE SHOULD HAVE DONE THAT ACTUALLY"

hot take, gaeming 

valve doesnt release half life 3 because people asking for it is basically free advertisement for them

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hey uh remember last time i posted about luna
she's having trouble with food again due to assumptions that she'd have a temporary source of food to help out along with the money
she did not
i hate begging people for money because i dont have enough to spare but uh ;_;

please help her
even boosting or etc is help

thank
paypal.me/looktolaluna

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HOW TO SPOT A COUNTERFEIT NINTENDO GAME

- mario wears a pinstripe suit and his name is written as "malwarlwuigi"

- 'gooey' cartridge

- 'smelly' cartridge

- presence of explicit dog mating segment in 'nintendogs'

- nintendo logo accompanied by prolonged sobbing or screaming sound

- ingame plot exposition/narration given by a version of the judeo-christian god who is unusually poor at spelling

- characters react late to button presses

- characters react early to button presses

- Sunn O)))

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