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at least with mastodon if you register a funny domain for one its never "nobody ever uses it" if registrations are open

game: try to get silicon valley people to give you VC for a usb pet rock

the computer fairies favicon should just be the sparkles emoji

do you think they know or https://computerfairi.es/media/VGuBlyeLYJebUxBeJGQ

yoohoo fluid

honestly you can make any drink more visceral by adding "fluid" to the end
caprisun fluid
juice fluid
mountain dew fluid
water fluid
orange fluid
energy fluid
gamer fluid

sticking a caprisun in my 400 dollar fruit hugger, watching as it explodes and caprisun fluid goes everywhere

i think the current silicon valley "theme" is "Dystopic Food Products"

"remote babysitters. you can hire people to control a mobile robot over the internet which will take care of your child for you. you don't even have to know them, either! just pay em and go! sounds good right"

okay apparently this is actually a thing hmmmm

"so, imagine: omegle, but for alarm clocks. a random stranger gets connected to your phone and wakes you up over the speaker, and also you can view the stranger over the cam and also they can see your cam and hear your mic for the optimal wake-up experience"

hobby: making elevator pitches designed just to horrify and give random investors nightmares with the thought of the pitch and not to actually get venture capital

oh its a juicer by someone who saw the keurig drm fallout and was like "hey that sounds like a great idea"

whats juicero

oh i had favorites disabled as show in column oops

i just saw a user post a pastebin list of available two character names on an instance like
ill take how does federation work for 200

underrated lemon demon song: mold en mono