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Joined Apr 2017
the reason why robot eyes turns red in movies when they go evil is to signify that secure boot is off and they may be running unsigned firmware
jet fuel can't melt unless it is frozen solid
how to torment me with a keyboard in five simple steps:
* space bar only works when it's paying attention
* space bar is loose and feels like its gonna pop out when you press it
* shift key sticks for about 1 second every time i press it
* shift key sometimes will enable caps lock randomly
* left-ctrl doesnt work
send help
q to anyone who uses gnu ring (https://ring.cx/en): whats the difference between it and tox (https://tox.chat/)
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┃╱╱╲╲ this is not my
╱╱ o ╲╲ beautiful house
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this is not my beautiful wife
╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲
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well my keyboard is uh
starting to die
left-ctrl is no longer working which kills my muscle memory
👍
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tfw you're on a 5mb/s internet connection and you're waiting on the bottom half of a meme to load so you can see the joke. https://witches.town/media/t7t7st7imqftLBO6HOQ
perhaps this is a good case for a local-only privacy setting hmmmmmmmmm
it's weird having a public trending bot thats not local-only because like
there's multiple hashtags that only @TrendingBot posts in for me
i think it's basically just that by default one line text posts on birdsite get skipped over by people and you basically have to post an image to get a post attention
its interesting how most of mastodon's memes are text-based while birdsite mostly uses image-based memes
i actually found zork and started it just so i could copy the actual game output for this
isnt 🏚 just the house from zork
You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.
>open mailbox
You open the mailbox, revealing a small leaflet.
>read leaflet
(first taking the small leaflet)
"Welcome to our house! In it, you will find a game of adventure, danger..."
house
ㅤ ┏┓
┃┃╱╲
┃╱╱╲╲
╱╱╭╮╲╲ in this
▔▏┗┛▕▔ house
╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲we
╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ elaborate
▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔ upon our house
for far longer
than we should
just because
we really like
our house
so much
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╷ In this house
△ we
▯ can't
fit
ㅤ [ ]____
/ /\ In this house
/____/__ \ we don't have
| [ ][ ]| | | | enough room to
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||/\
|//\\ In this house
//n\\ we tried
^|u|^ our best
/^^^^^^^^^\
// nn n nn \\
^| uu H uu|^
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