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i will no longer be on computerfairi.es
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Joined Apr 2017
jet fuel can't melt unless it is frozen solid
how to torment me with a keyboard in five simple steps:
* space bar only works when it's paying attention
* space bar is loose and feels like its gonna pop out when you press it
* shift key sticks for about 1 second every time i press it
* shift key sometimes will enable caps lock randomly
* left-ctrl doesnt work
send help
q to anyone who uses gnu ring (https://ring.cx/en): whats the difference between it and tox (https://tox.chat/)
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┏┓
┃┃╱╲
┃╱╱╲╲ this is not my
╱╱ o ╲╲ beautiful house
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this is not my beautiful wife
╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲
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well my keyboard is uh
starting to die
left-ctrl is no longer working which kills my muscle memory
👍
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tfw you're on a 5mb/s internet connection and you're waiting on the bottom half of a meme to load so you can see the joke. https://witches.town/media/t7t7st7imqftLBO6HOQ
perhaps this is a good case for a local-only privacy setting hmmmmmmmmm
it's weird having a public trending bot thats not local-only because like
there's multiple hashtags that only @TrendingBot posts in for me
i think it's basically just that by default one line text posts on birdsite get skipped over by people and you basically have to post an image to get a post attention
its interesting how most of mastodon's memes are text-based while birdsite mostly uses image-based memes
i actually found zork and started it just so i could copy the actual game output for this
isnt 🏚 just the house from zork
You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.
>open mailbox
You open the mailbox, revealing a small leaflet.
>read leaflet
(first taking the small leaflet)
"Welcome to our house! In it, you will find a game of adventure, danger..."
house
ㅤ ┏┓
┃┃╱╲
┃╱╱╲╲
╱╱╭╮╲╲ in this
▔▏┗┛▕▔ house
╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲we
╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ elaborate
▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔ upon our house
for far longer
than we should
just because
we really like
our house
so much
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╷ In this house
△ we
▯ can't
fit
ㅤ [ ]____
/ /\ In this house
/____/__ \ we don't have
| [ ][ ]| | | | enough room to
__
||/\
|//\\ In this house
//n\\ we tried
^|u|^ our best
/^^^^^^^^^\
// nn n nn \\
^| uu H uu|^
ㅤ ┏┓
┃┃╱╲ In this house
┃╱╱╲╲ we can't
╱╱ ╭╮╲╲ get
▔▏┗┛▕▔ into
╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ our house
╱╱ ┏┳┓ ┏┳┓ ╲╲
▔▏┗┻┛ ┗┻┛▕▔
i will no longer be on computerfairi.es
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Joined Apr 2017
