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Modernist: “Humans are inherently rational 👍”

Also Modernist: *has to invent rules of rational thought and spend 12+ years teaching them to every human*

My love, my love, my love...
She teach me worm.
She teach me worm.

A-C-A-B!
TELL YOU WHAT THAT MEANS TO ME!
FUCK POLICE-- A STATE DISEASE!
AND THE CURE IS ANARCHY! 🏴🏴🏴

Accidental Trans Validation Moment #475:

When cis people think they can guess your assigned gender at birth but they guess wrong.

I want to see the weirdest elements arise from the depths of this society and destroy it, leaving only the festival of the unique in its wake.

Hets: “It’s unrealistic for gay characters to mention they’re gay.”

Gays:

I’m a huge fan of weird people. If you don’t fit into this world you probably fit into my heart.

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Furries? You mean the radical denial of assigned humanity? You mean the feral urge manifesting in the sexual? YOU MEAN THE SCHIZOANALYTIC BECOMINGS-ANIMAL? YOU MEA

People who don’t think the bathroom bills are big deals have probably never entered the mens bathroom out of fear that they didn’t pass only to horrifyingly discover that they did.

Life is so weird rn because on a personal level I've never been thriving so hard but on a global level things are more dire than I've ever seen in my life. I'm so happy and excited but scared and worried and I don't know how to reconcile that emotionally

Fundies: “We should ban porn.”

SWERFs: “We should ban porn.”

Tumblr: “We’re banning porn.”

People Who are Concerned About Ethics in LGBT Funding™: “I know who to blame for this…. it’s asexuals.”

I think my teenage self would be so in awe of who I've become and I'm proud of that.

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