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How our society works, shitpost 

Me, punching your arm without a break: "It's your job to tell me if it hurts, not mine to stop"
You: "It fucking hurts, stop it!"
Me, continuing to punch: "No it doesn't! I don't feel anything, so you're a wuss and should stop complaining so much. Take an example from me. I don't complain about made up pain."

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capitalist shitpost 

Capitalist: Just imagine people taking what isn't theirs of /your/ hard earned money!
Me, looking at managers: Yeah, just imagine.

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