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us pol/healthcare joke 

“Sorry to step on your political view of ‘losing your life savings when you step through the hospital doors’”

Spookies was hella fun and now I'm looking at genre movies on Blu-Ray and I want them all

“Don’t drink that, it’s probably vinegar or poison!”

food 

Cauliflower update: It tastes AMAZING. Could have drizzled more oil but I was worried about too much spilling out but not I know for next time
Popcorn: awful disaster I don’t think what we had was chili oil so much as chili sauce so it just blackened and burnt and had horrible smoke

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food 

Holy shit this cauliflower smells amazing
I normally don’t like cauliflower but fuck it maybe I’ll like it disguised as some “wings”

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Alright, tried my hand at making some buffalo cauliflower from the Alamo Drafthouse recipe so let’s see how they come out
We’re also I think gonna make some popcorn and watch us some fucking MOVIES

@masklayer as of right now they aren’t in NH as far as anyone can tell
MAYBE they’ll be added in some sort of content patch later but like nothing
BUT, Lloid is still there to take donations for bridges and stuff so like why🙃

Still absolutely flabbergasted that Nintendo removes gyroids from New Horizons

I can’t believe oneplus added a fucking motion smoothing setting for videos in the 8 and 8 pro

@masklayer could you even IMAGINE not getting whip cream because it could call into question your manhood???
Depriving yourself like that smdh

Fellas is it gay to drink out of a straw?

@masklayer but also yeah it’s fucking WILD
The amount of full grown men I’ve had turn down getting whip cream on their drinks because it’s “girly/fruity/gay” is STAGGERING
One of my previous coworkers went on a date with some dude that would refuse to drink out of a straw

I love when shoes have consistently named episodes no matter if it would sound goofy or not
Every episode of bones is “The [blank] in The [blank]”

buny gf boosted

covid-19 / trashpost / hellpost / fallout new vegas 

tfw Cali, Ore, and Wash are considerin breakin from the union to become the New California Republic

us pol, covid19 / fallout / i will not stop making this joke 

@joshua at this point I’ll take the NCR
Fuck it, let’s see what happens

us pol, covid19 

this pandemic really is getting California, Oregon, and Washington thinking about becoming their own country, huh?

vr kink 

@heyheather@snouts.online lmao hypno kink stuff is the reason I got a daydream headset for my phone

@pup_hime hey you like Fallout 2? How about this garbage?

@behold3r any game that punishes you for playing on easy should never have been made

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