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lmaoNzhakzndks holy shit
Like, every 10 minutes there’s a new update

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lmao holy shit now he’s all of a sudden “developed a cough”??????
Come on he’s absolutely fucking a goner

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How do you go from “totally asymptomatic” to “fever, fatigued, congested, cough”

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Essentially at this point I’m gonna assume Trump is dead until there’s a livestream of him talking to people

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@sanspoint considering how much they’ve straight up lied to downplay things I wouldn’t be surprised if “low-grade fever” was actually a 103+ fever and “fatigued” was essentially comatose in bed hardly breathing
Plus, it can take up to 5 days to see if symptoms worsen so if he’s already fatigued with a fever like 👀👀👀👀👀👀

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So I’m these 12 hours we went from “Trump is positive but has no symptoms” now to “low-grade fever” and “fatigued but in good spirits” and is now apparently getting weird untested experimental medications?
Motherfucker is gonna die in a week

Donate to my Patreon so I can buy the giant 12ft tall Home Depot skeleton and make this a reality

@tiff Ayy cupping buds!
Also yeah like, I’m a big lady with big hands but I’m glad I got the smaller one. Super comfy and it’s super easy to hold

@tiff this one's the Umeshio goth black little dipper

@masklayer needs to have that good good round shape for slorping up coffee with

Like only 5 companies owning every IP is wild because it makes you realize everything can just be one big fucked up crossover episode

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I think some time next week I shall stream splunk 2

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@noiob @Jo started by the person that got a Netflix deal for making lip syncing Trump videos

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