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us pol, Covid-19 

Y’all I don’t wanna sleep tonight I don’t wanna miss anything holy fuck

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Trump, COVID-19 

@Jo the people saying that are probably the same ducks that are like “oh no I miss George W Bush he’s like a fun grandpa”
These people need to pull their heads outta their asses and realize this is probably the only way to actually get Trump to be outta here

buny gf boosted

COVID-19, us pol 

lmaoNzhakzndks holy shit
Like, every 10 minutes there’s a new update

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COVID-19, us pol 

lmao holy shit now he’s all of a sudden “developed a cough”??????
Come on he’s absolutely fucking a goner

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COVID-19, us pol 

How do you go from “totally asymptomatic” to “fever, fatigued, congested, cough”

COVID-19, us pol 

Essentially at this point I’m gonna assume Trump is dead until there’s a livestream of him talking to people

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@sanspoint considering how much they’ve straight up lied to downplay things I wouldn’t be surprised if “low-grade fever” was actually a 103+ fever and “fatigued” was essentially comatose in bed hardly breathing
Plus, it can take up to 5 days to see if symptoms worsen so if he’s already fatigued with a fever like 👀👀👀👀👀👀

COVID-19, us pol 

So I’m these 12 hours we went from “Trump is positive but has no symptoms” now to “low-grade fever” and “fatigued but in good spirits” and is now apparently getting weird untested experimental medications?
Motherfucker is gonna die in a week

Donate to my Patreon so I can buy the giant 12ft tall Home Depot skeleton and make this a reality

@tiff Ayy cupping buds!
Also yeah like, I’m a big lady with big hands but I’m glad I got the smaller one. Super comfy and it’s super easy to hold

@tiff this one's the Umeshio goth black little dipper

@masklayer needs to have that good good round shape for slorping up coffee with

Like only 5 companies owning every IP is wild because it makes you realize everything can just be one big fucked up crossover episode

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