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I'm gonna wake up tomorrow morning and forget I did this probably

@LANthus I remember VEVOToto but I genuinely do not remember this

Why are people like, so vehemently against light themes?????
I get personal preference but why do people like, crusade against light themes?

@LANthus it's ok I'm WAY too much of a disaster to get anyone's number

Oh, discord actually DID force everyone to dark theme???????

@LANthus I told my asm that I'm gonna get her number before she does

A cute girl talked about me about tdov and complimented my gender is over shirt and it's not fair that cute people talk to me while I'm trying to work T-T

buny gf boosted

*Duke Nukem voice* I'm tryin' to haul ass and save babes, but my dick is dummy thicc, and the sound of my massive balls of steel clackin' together keeps alerting these alien jackasses

Did I miss something??????
I've seen so many people wearing Polaroid shirts this last week

buny gf boosted

@LANthus I'm just tired of companies making the same thing over and over and then on April's fool's "teasing" something now and funky and weird and then just saying "naw, we don't ACTUALLY release anything creative"
Remember last year when Capcom made a bunch of screenshots for a MegaMan dating sim? People would like, actually play that

@LANthus ESPRESSO with things like game devs
"Here we made a fake trailer and fake website and fake press materials for this thing everyone would buy but we aren't going to actually make" fucking sucks

@LANthus it's better than brands doing the thing of
"Hey, look at this thing we spent a bunch of time mocking up!"
"Wow, that's awesome we all love it!"
"Haha jk April fool's this is literally nothing!"

Google makes some of the best April fool's day things because a lot of them are things you can actual like, interact with
snake.googlemaps.com

shaving positive 

I fucking FINALLY got a kinda close shave and didn’t get any knicks at all

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