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“I just think I realized I don’t have any idea where butter comes from...Does it come from an animal?”
- Dan Ryckert

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“like, y’know, dinosaurs aren’t real”
- Dan Ryckert

@BestGirlGrace fuck I’ve fallen into that so many times watching Frasier

buny gf boosted

rrrrrrrrrr 

I PARACHUTED IN
FOR YOUR 3200 DOLLARS

Do you think Jeff hates Mario Party more than Mario Party hates him?

@Atatra probably?
I’m not sure how much flavor would be extracted from the hazelnuts? There’s honestly no harm in trying though, unless you like have an espresso machine since I don’t know how the groupheads would hold up against something that isn’t coffee
If grinding it together spent work then maybe a sort of hazelnut simple syrup?

Can’t believe OnePlus took two of the reasons a lot of people say are factors in them buying 1+ (near stock android UI and no bloatware) and said “fuck it, Facebook bloatware and a knockoff Samsung UI”
With OnePlus priced going up and now this there is like, literally no reason to buy a 1+ anymore. It’s not even like a few years ago where you got $700+ specs for like $400. Android specs are so uniform now it’s a moot point

@mavica I’m still sticking around for the long haul
I still believe in you and enjoy this instance

US pol 

Fuck Kamala Harris what a god awful ticket Jesus fuck
Someone who will get absolutely zero done and a fucking piece of shit cop what a fucking win for the Dems

the Mountain Goats our here with the real good content

This is what Skinner looks like every night when it’s food time and I get out of the bathroom
She just watches me to make sure I go to the bedroom so she can get food

LEGO NES build 

It is finished
I’m going to bed

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