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EXCUSE ME LEGO??????
There’s only one bag of pebbles and not the 4 like the picture?????
I opened it and went to dump the bags in my hand and got a handful of tiny lego pieces

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Pebbles for you lego bonsai?
Just throw a bunch of junk in a bag and dump it in there

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If you told me “Hey come up with a picture of the guy that designed the Lego bonsai set” I could not have imaged a more perfect person

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If I ever meet Tom Cook I’m gonna show him all the porn I’ve bought IN SAFARI and keep stored in the FILES APP on my iPhone and make him have a meltdown that I have porn on my phone

What the fuck is even up with the 3rd gen iPod shuffle?

Jokey lewd food post 

HOLY SHIT I’m gonna go to Seattle in July, I’ll be able to get some summer time Dick’s!

Oh god there’s a new Simpsons episode
Guess I’m watching that after this episode of KotH

Food 

First batch of cookies the bottoms are a biiiiit too crunchy
The edges are crisp and the middle is soft and chewy so still very good

Nipples through clothes, lewd shitpost? 

If you squeeze my boobs they honk like a clown horn

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