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Haaaaaaahaha my brain just broke realizing something I'll be able to do in Chicago and aaaasbsdnkfkdkd oh my gosh

Food, repetitive 

Pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza 🍕 🍕 🍕 🍕

So I was pulling shots and my coworker was steaming drinks and prepping milk. We had two hot seasonal lattes that had just popped up so when he asked what else he needed to prep I said "two hot seasonals in your area now" and the three of us working started busting up laughing

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So, we have a rotating seasonal latte at work that gets switched out every few months, and when we're on bar we usually just say "seasonal" instead of the actual NAME of the drink

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MBMBaM San Jose live show 

[to the tune of the Pina colada song]
🎶 IF YOU LIKE IMPORTED MANGA 🎶

Food 

I'm gonna order fukgkcni pizza

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It’s looking like we’re going to be taking this kitten in. Shelters are crowded and they can’t take a newborn at the moment. If you can spare anything please hmu. Don’t feel pressured we can get by, just a little bit for food helps and relieves stress.

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paypal.me/imack666

aaaaaaaaaaaa weekend customers 😵😵😵😵

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Niantic add shiny Dunsparce into Pokemon Go you COWARDS

Me and emi were talking about PlayStation trophies and I feel like this is my rarest trophy I've gotten?
The only trophies I have left for Downwell are getting area 3, 4, and the boss on hard and then I'll get the Platinum
Beating Downwell on hard AND the Downwell Platinum trophies are both 0.5% so when I get those I dunno if anything else will top them
(Also, this isn't for beating one level, it's for beating all 3 levels in one area without landing)

Y'all
I love Downwell so much
It's such a good game

How do I get someone's attention and let them know I like talking to them?
No I can not actually tell them right out that is ridiculous

Ya ever make a "not subtoot subtoot" and the person faves it?

Food, weed 

Every other food company: "lol 4/20 we have CBD-infused [food they make]"
Ben & Jerry's: "Hey, it's fucked up that all these white people get to make a bunch of money selling pot but poc get arrested for having even a little WHY DO Y'ALL THINK THAT IS?????"
twitter.com/benandjerrys/statu

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