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She’s off the clock right now she’s only making coffee for her girlfriends
picrew.me/image_maker/86774

Aww yeah gonna try waxing my legs!
Soon I’ll post leg pics in tights and I TOO shall be a powerful gay all the disaster lesbians thirst after

Every now and then when we play Skinner’s brain just kinda stops working and just lays there, staring

re: Twitter, us pol, LMAO 

How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man!?
twitter.com/daveweigel/status/

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MAGA chuds 

No pls I beg of you this HAS to be parody there’s no way this is real
twitter.com/ossia/status/13477

Twitter, us pol, LMAO 

OH MY GOD he really ducking tried using the POTUS account and Twitter immediately said “naw absolutely not”
twitter.com/austin_walker/stat

re: US POL, TWITTER 

Took em five fucking years AND someone dying because of his direct action/inaction and Twitter gets absolutely ZERO credit for doing this but
It’s still so fucking funny

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How do I get my fucking dingus cat to stop licking blankets god damn Skinner stop

re last boost:
WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE PUPYWIFE

2021 is the year I go full cow moo moo moo

re: Celeb death 

LIKE WHAT THE FUCK FUCKING WHAT????

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Celeb death 

EXCUSE ME MF DOOM DIED WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT?????????

*slamming my fists on the desk*
Princess Samus Princess Samus Princess Samus Princess Samus
twitter.com/raranuki/status/13

Fake mad 

I take it back my gf has absolutely awful fallout opinions and I’ve never felt more betrayed

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