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Though honestly I’m hopefully gonna leave the Bay Area at some point in the near future

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IMO my datefriends and crushes should all love to the Bay Area tbh
Sure it’s criminally expensive BUT I’m here and we could go on coffee dates

She’s off the clock right now she’s only making coffee for her girlfriends
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Aww yeah gonna try waxing my legs!
Soon I’ll post leg pics in tights and I TOO shall be a powerful gay all the disaster lesbians thirst after

Every now and then when we play Skinner’s brain just kinda stops working and just lays there, staring

re: Twitter, us pol, LMAO 

How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man!?
twitter.com/daveweigel/status/

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MAGA chuds 

No pls I beg of you this HAS to be parody there’s no way this is real
twitter.com/ossia/status/13477

Twitter, us pol, LMAO 

OH MY GOD he really ducking tried using the POTUS account and Twitter immediately said “naw absolutely not”
twitter.com/austin_walker/stat

re: US POL, TWITTER 

Took em five fucking years AND someone dying because of his direct action/inaction and Twitter gets absolutely ZERO credit for doing this but
It’s still so fucking funny

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How do I get my fucking dingus cat to stop licking blankets god damn Skinner stop

re last boost:
WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE PUPYWIFE

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