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Avenue of the Giants: area in a Dark Souls game OR redwood grove in California?

…and you use “respect” to defend yourself

He thinks all dogs are boys and all cats are girls!

Hhhhhhhh gonna be in Seattle in a few days 👀👀👀👀👀👀

I’m going on a week long vacation so I finally painted my nails again

You’ve already embarrassed me by getting pwned!

Might dye my hair silver/gray tonight 👀

Food meme 

Man: Doctor, I’m so exhausted from working at my restaurant. The customers are so harsh and cruel

Doctor: It’s simple, go to the new restaurant in town, they serve amazing pizza. The chef is so caring and understanding to customers.

Man: but doctor, I OWN Pagliacci Pizza!

The Cookie Crisp mascot wasn’t a wizard when I was a kid, it was a burglar!

I can’t believe they put Danny Pudi in whiteface

Go Abed go, before people sex one another

You tellin’ me a trans gendered this rice?

Hypno kink 

Honestly it’s a shame I’m not constantly being inundated with messages of spirals that make me a constantly submissive hypnotized bimbo like 24/7

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