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I love that Palo Alto of all places has a sex toy store

My pants have so much espresso ground into them

a really thin even bezel like on the s10e or the iphone x looks way better than the regular s10 with a slightly thicker top and bottom with "no" side bezel

remember when Samsung announced a $2000 phone?

Donate to my Patreon so I can buy a streaming setup for Switch so Kati can become a pro Tetris Battle Royale streamer

ok I'm done with samsung I literally don't care about 5G since it's not really gonna matter until 2020
I'm gonna go eat

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can't wait to buy a phone I won't be able to use to it's potential for another year and a half

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there is literally no world where I will sacrifice some of my phones battery life for my watch to get like, another hour of life

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I fucking can't believe Samsung is actually calling their thing of apps being able to talk to each other on different devices Continuity like
Apple ALREADY sued them about copying stuff did you learn nothing????????

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why bother showing a Tab when you have that fancy new Fold

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what the fuck is Samsung Music???????

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it's been a full hour and they haven't said "bixby" at all

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so, does the s10 have a variable aperture camera?
remember how that was a big deal with the s9?

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how convenient that every single wallpaper they're showing just so happens to have a really dark or pitch black spot exactly in the upper right hand corner
must jsut be a coincidence

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jesus 12 gigs of ram is just so pointless on a phone????????

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epic selfie for the win

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oh boy deeper integration with Facebook stuff

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