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You can tell this isn't ACTUALLY Lan because only I would be like "hhhhhhhhhhh tights......."

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For Halloween I'm gonna go as the pricetag for the Galaxy Fold

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I am in love with the barista art aurahack did this month and I'm so glad I finally got the high res stuff from her Patreon

How much y'all wanna bet these chuds happy about Discord removing light theme for the day also yell online about Apple not giving users choices for things on iOS?

My timeline is a golf-snitch free zone 🙅

Ok!
I need to shower before it gets too late

I feel like I say "like" too much to accurately be Lan

Apparently people used to be able to call in golf rule breaks like, while watching on TV????
Like, if you were watching a golf tournament and someone broke a rule you could call it in and get them a penalty and just fucking
How much of a fucking cop do you have to be to call in a rule violation like that?!

One of my friends when I was younger got an NES GBA SP and covered it in stickers and I just agsjfkfkdjjddk

I'm gonna wake up tomorrow morning and forget I did this probably

Why are people like, so vehemently against light themes?????
I get personal preference but why do people like, crusade against light themes?

Oh, discord actually DID force everyone to dark theme???????

A cute girl talked about me about tdov and complimented my gender is over shirt and it's not fair that cute people talk to me while I'm trying to work T-T

buny gf boosted

*Duke Nukem voice* I'm tryin' to haul ass and save babes, but my dick is dummy thicc, and the sound of my massive balls of steel clackin' together keeps alerting these alien jackasses

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