buny gf @evie@computerfairi.es

I had ONE (1) gimlet and I’m tipsy as GUCN

Wioooooooooo toistt tut tipsy piggy!!!!
I gotta completely h egg off up from that one drink what the duck aaaaa

This continues to be probably the best twitter account

https://twitter.com/HugeNintendoDS/status/1244789521813852160

Oof it’s been too long since I did my own nails

I have zero cleanup I need to do on my left hand (applied with right hand), but wow I got polish all over my right hand (applied with left hand)

God I’m so bad at doing things with my left hand

Should I do my nails black or indigo?

Now do it for Trump you cowards

https://www.theverge.com/2020/3/30/21199845/twitter-tweets-brazil-venezuela-presidents-covid-19-coronavirus-jair-bolsonaro-maduro

When I bought Animal Crossing I got a $15 gift card added to my Best Buy account and when I bought P5R I got a $10 one so now it’s time to buy The Lighthouse yeehaw

And this is the candidate that they want voters to rally behind are you fucking kidding me??????

https://twitter.com/sahilkapur/status/1244694130208448515

Hhhhhhhh finally

🙃

good GOD some even slightly hopeful fucking news in all this
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/29/us/seattle-washington-state-coronavirus-transmission-rate.html?auth=link-dismiss-google1tap

Oh so when it’s the ECONOMY every right wing chudster says “but we have to save the economy for our children and our grandchildren!” but when it’s global warming it’s just “fuck them kids”

Ayy ok here we go

She’s baby

Kati put on the first Futurama movie and we got like 11 minutes in before she said “Who wrote this because it SUCKS”
There’s a reason we stopped rewatching it after The Devil’s Hands

Wow fuck this
He should have named and shamed the shit out of the company if this is true

https://www.iheart.com/content/2020-03-28-texas-company-wants-to-dock-paychecks-of-workers-who-receive-stimulus-check/

My nail polish is in FedEx limbo

BWAH I’m so aghajxxkfmfkf