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Might dye my hair silver/gray tonight 👀

Man: Doctor, I’m so exhausted from working at my restaurant. The customers are so harsh and cruel

Doctor: It’s simple, go to the new restaurant in town, they serve amazing pizza. The chef is so caring and understanding to customers.

Man: but doctor, I OWN Pagliacci Pizza!

The Cookie Crisp mascot wasn’t a wizard when I was a kid, it was a burglar!

I can’t believe they put Danny Pudi in whiteface

Please, it’s Christmas!

Say the whole word!

bnuy

Go Abed go, before people sex one another

Greene Daeye

You tellin’ me a trans gendered this rice?

Skinner are you for real????

ELITE friends

Skinner finally decided to investigate

I’m gonna become a bird conservationist and exclusively work on protecting plovers they’re so dang cute

King’s Hand

Ayy gonna go see Inside in a theater

There was some graffiti along the beach that said “GOTHIC DOLPHINS”

If I were obscenely rich I would absolutely live in the outer sunset but since I’m not the only way I’d be able to live here is if I rented a 2 bedroom house with 7 other people