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I’m going on a week long vacation so I finally painted my nails again

You’ve already embarrassed me by getting pwned!

Might dye my hair silver/gray tonight 👀

Food meme 

Man: Doctor, I’m so exhausted from working at my restaurant. The customers are so harsh and cruel

Doctor: It’s simple, go to the new restaurant in town, they serve amazing pizza. The chef is so caring and understanding to customers.

Man: but doctor, I OWN Pagliacci Pizza!

The Cookie Crisp mascot wasn’t a wizard when I was a kid, it was a burglar!

I can’t believe they put Danny Pudi in whiteface

Go Abed go, before people sex one another

You tellin’ me a trans gendered this rice?

Hypno kink 

Honestly it’s a shame I’m not constantly being inundated with messages of spirals that make me a constantly submissive hypnotized bimbo like 24/7

D/s kink 

God it’s amazing how like, one word or phrase can just instantly make me 100% submissive

I’m gonna become a bird conservationist and exclusively work on protecting plovers they’re so dang cute

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