me, every day at school:
hey, i wonder what kind of fucked up shit is going to happen next
giant kid, 8 feet tall, extremely evil face:
heheh... HEADS UP!!!
*he somehow kicks a basketball with his enormously powerful leg and it goesdirectly upwards, 100 feet into the air.*
*i stand still, watching the ball intently until it hits me directly in the face*
@jk once at a summer camp a very strong child kicked a football from many yards away and i just stared and accepted my fate as i watched it descend from the sky directly onto my face where it knocked me unconscious for hours
later that week i was again hit in the face by a frisbee so i can officially say i've had the pleasure of being hit in the face by flying objects twice at Johns Hopkins University
