Grace is a bad name for me but it's my name anyway @grace_in_name_only@computerfairi.es

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more pushing at my housecleaning fears this weekend. so that'll be unpleasant but hopefully fruitful 😅

why did it morning again, I requested a longer night. please contact management

YOU WOULD'VE
RELEAS'D
A SOFTINGWARE

The Genital Avoidance Postulate: Referring to genitals in any way triggers puritanical psychonegation in so large a percentage of the population the moment you actually confirm it referenced genitals, leaving the disassociation-prone likely to shift and ergo likely to forget to remember the reference. Also known as the GAP.

feel so useless

don't know if it'll ever change :/

elevator pitch: and it's a pop fly but I think the shortstop YES the shortstop got it and that's the second out. next pitch, next elevator

just wishing I was smart again, like usual

so fucking tired

of being useless

but it's not changing any time soon 🙁

blahhhhhhhhh haven't been able to log in for ages. bleh. technology is the shittiest magic

THE WORLD OF THE DARTENING
THE WORLD OF THE DARTENING
THE WORLD OF THE DARTENING

if it makes you taffyyyyy
then it's a pulling machiiiiine
if it makes you taffy
it has quite an upkeep routine

try to imagine a gamer that's not on a watchlist. go ahead. I'll wait

why no I am not at all extremely medicated at the moment, I'm just giggling about tomorrow's testing for the game I just finished, for robustness in the final event scripting. via explosives and memory drugs.

as one does

my amazing computerizing idea: just put all numbers in a database. there: the ultimate app. and when you need them? look them up in it. couldn't be simpler

please send all the money to my house, y'all know where it is

(THANK YOU FOR READING THIS FAR: yes, I didn't explain what the game is about. it's literally titled "Hitman", you know it's not a stocks simulator. it's a shooty-type game as about half of them are now. I'm just saying what I think of it and what it fails at because I wouldn't fucking review it if it was total garbage. #GraceReviewsGames #review)

who shall be the first person to say "cis" to John Cleese in this human society

(no replies pls)

Hatman 3: Yet Another Hat

actual knowledgeable person: "the term 'surgery' comes from -- "

me, a complete goon: *grabs their microphone* "WHAT YOU'RE FORGETTING IS THE LOST FIGURE OF OUR WORLD, SIR JURY OF THE ROUND TABLE, WHO CREATED BOTH MEDICINE AND LAW IN AUGUST OF 1920"

So, the bad news: It's jarring linguistically. Spy film tropes are a thing I'm quite familiar with but language is so huge there's no way even three dozen voice actors can provide that range; Hitman 2 does far better in Mumbai's atmosphere, IMO, than the Marrakech marketplace.

So get Hitman 2! The Hitman 1 content's baked in, basically, so don't grab the first one. Just 2, and then look forward to Hitman 3! For reasons almost nobody understands at this point. 🙃

9.99/10