Grace is a bad name for me but it's my name anyway @grace_in_name_only@computerfairi.es

citizenry: voting will never change

Maine: hold my beer

sometimes you think you've worked out
how things are gonna go
but then the last minute turns up
and it seems you never did know

someday, I will have a hair stick like the keybase logo does dammit

@vantablack

hits can, wall, car, anything really

@jacethechicken

humans, upon hearing this undeniable request: all become detroits of their own, citizen cities, and other nonsense

@emsenn @woozle

let's just hope it goes better for us than it did the canaries

WARNING AREAS WITH HIGH SOUP CONCENTRATIONS ARE BEING INVESTIGATE. WHY IS SECURITY AT SOUP?

supposedly I was happy when I was writing but

I thought it would change me

it didn't, and

still coming to grips with it I guess

I'm nobody's favorite writer or anything

but

people noticing me, no matter the scale, is always

always

terrifying

so

gonna have to pick some alternate paths!

@jordyd@octodon.social

it already pretty much is since the KJV is about as representative of the source material as westernized Voltron cartoons

@KitRedgrave

did you watch the real time documentary film Cube to prepare? if not, why not? if so, why so?

(please do not actually answer any of this. I don't want the mystery ripped away)

THIS DAY IN MASTO HISTORY: Mastodon died for the fifteenth time as of 1982, August 7th

@ElfLord

THIS IS MY HOUSE OF DIRT
I BUILT IT IN MINECRAFT
NOW THE NIGHTTIME FALLS
I MAY BUILD A RAFT

THE CREEPERS BLOW SHIT UP
THE OLD FAMILIAR HISS
TRY TO KILL THEM ALL AWAY
BUT I'M BESIEGED BY
EVERYTHING

WHAAAAT HAVE I BECOMMMME
MY DIRT HOUSE STANDS

I should stop grieving consciously about the massive thing that is no longer in my life, so I can grieve subconsciously for the rest of it. seems like a good plan

the statement "2020 is the first year of a brand new decade"

@vantablack

is Danktron a thing? I feel like that's gonna be a thing already

@djsundog

I could see this angle