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Describe your process for approving people as a video game.

I'm I Wanna Be The Guy, which is to say, fucking nearly impossible. But if you learn every barbed pattern of apples falling in all the different directions they will, spikewalls from hell, and such, you can WIN!

And winning's all that matters, right? 😫

what would my life even look like if I didn't have the fediverse to crowdsource all my major life decisions to

I'M GONNA HORSE HORSE HORSE TO THE HORSE HORSE HORSE

I'M GONNA HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE

hey uh, anyone wanna watch futurama with me and vanta?

we're also in mumble

us pol / fourth of the lie / artwork 

happy fourth of the lie :guillotine:

Personal, relationships + 

I think I can say with certainty that my wife and I have made each other better people than we were.

So if my wife is who I say she is -- the person with the warmest heart, the most faith I can rationally handle in a human being, and l33t skills to boot -- then I have to admit I at least helped with some of the recent developments on those lines.

I can smile about that. 😄

I've seen toots you people wouldn't believe. Pineapples on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Pineapple. All those moments will be lost in time, like pineapples in rain. Time to 🍍

ref to homelessness, just venting or journaling or something 

Been talking with a friend who's going into a homeless shelter because apparently it will help him get on a list for housing.

I don't know what the fuck is wrong with the world that there's a barrier to entry to even be allowed to just exist in a place, but then again, loitering is a crime too.

Humanity is such fucking trash sometimes. 😧

someday game designers are gonna realize that making augmentations make you less human is actually a horrible, bigoted mechanic and the best tradeoff mechanic for cyberware in rpgs is the compatibility headaches you get from reconciling seven different networking protocols with each other and your own biology without it all shutting down

And, if you’re feeling generous, my gofundme for top surgery: gofundme.com/f/help-ashley-vil
I’d love to raise this money as soon as possible, but I understand that for some people it’s just not possible to donate. Please just share! It helps so much!!

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Asking for Money :boost_ok:​ 

I still need $70 for groceries. I need to buy eggs, orange juice, hamburger buns, veggie sausages, veggie burger patties, bread, ginger-ale, alfredo sauce, and pizza dough.

All-in-all that will come close to $70 at the Stop and Shop that is like a 15 minute walk from where I live.

Please help me out:

Cash App: cash.me/$NatsumiKitty

PayPal: paypal.me/gamer0313

Ko-Fi: ko-fi.com/natsumiwestra

#TransCrowdFund #CrowdFund

heat pumps, or “Honeywell’s demon”

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