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THE YEAR IS 2026. NETFLIX AND THE OTHER CONTENT CONTROL FACTORIES HAVE STARTED DOING 'CROSSOVER' PERIODS SOMETIMES TO TRY TO MAINTAIN THEIR CONTENT CARTEL. NONE ARE SAFE

Japanese q to the fed (pls boost) 

I hope!

okay see, my best friend and I are learning Japanese, and hoping others know of some films/series that *are not* produced in Japanese language originally, but have Japanese subs and/or dubs.

(we're trying to become translators in our spare time and so something engagingly watchable BUT also with 'good' Japanese dubs and/or subs would help me sooooo much with it. genre's irrelevant; some of us are utterly unflappable, I assure you)

there's nothing like watching Kung Fu Hustle, it's a fuckin' masterpiece of cinema as well as a dazzling work of choreography in the fight scenes. I will fight you

THIS IS A RULE NOW. I DON'T MAKE THE RULES.

I'm sorry (to those that love me) that I am so poorly embarked in the Dwarf Fortress of life

WE PRINTED THE THING!

Wait, no. Okay! WE PRINTED A THING!

Yes. We printed a thing! Pictures eventually but this past-tense is in the "it is already in progress" sort of inferred meaning, not the literal "IT IS FINISHED" way. It's just the fun little doggy model that was included with all the stuff the Ender 3 had for prep software.

This doesn't look straightforward per se (and believe me, I'm a HUGE fan of straightforward things in life!), but it may be something I can do okay with. 😄

me: no. no, you must face the truth. you must rewatch all the way through, and even accept the ending, and

and ONLY then

then

I can find just the right headcanon to imagine the version that SHOULD have happened

Describe your process for approving people as a video game.

I'm I Wanna Be The Guy, which is to say, fucking nearly impossible. But if you learn every barbed pattern of apples falling in all the different directions they will, spikewalls from hell, and such, you can WIN!

And winning's all that matters, right? 😫

what would my life even look like if I didn't have the fediverse to crowdsource all my major life decisions to

I'M GONNA HORSE HORSE HORSE TO THE HORSE HORSE HORSE

I'M GONNA HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE

hey uh, anyone wanna watch futurama with me and vanta?

we're also in mumble

us pol / fourth of the lie / artwork 

happy fourth of the lie :guillotine:

If you use a Mac, and have Little Snitch installed (which you absolutely should!), there's a critical update out now:

# Little Snitch 4.4

## Security

This version fixes a vulnerability which allows privilege escalation to root for any local user. Please upgrade before details of the vulnerability are published!

Personal, relationships + 

I think I can say with certainty that my wife and I have made each other better people than we were.

So if my wife is who I say she is -- the person with the warmest heart, the most faith I can rationally handle in a human being, and l33t skills to boot -- then I have to admit I at least helped with some of the recent developments on those lines.

I can smile about that. 😄

I've seen toots you people wouldn't believe. Pineapples on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Pineapple. All those moments will be lost in time, like pineapples in rain. Time to 🍍

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