Tired: to jump the shark
Wired: to craunch the marmoset
Examples:
"That realtime chat SaaS has really craunched the marmoset lately."
"Swarp:tm:, once an innovative leader in the field of tech startup profile enhancement, has finally resorted to investing in the craunched marmoset futures market in order to shore up its ailing portfolio."
current events, thinks and feels
hey, y'know that feeling, like you're not convinced you really have any idea what's actually happening in the world right now, like you're not really sure what the world at large will even look like at this time next year? not even your neighborhood?
you're not alone. don't think you are. anyone who tells you differently is trying to take something from you, whether it's obvious what they want or not.
literally no one ever has been through this combination of all this before now, and you're doing the best you can with what you've got to work with.
One of the least graceful humans possible!
Bored housewife, mostly. Used to do several different things that I mostly don't do now. Intentionally clear about being intentionally vague.
I will probably post tons of stuff (follower-only) on MH things or personal issues or just married life stuff, but really long things will probably be CW'd because I don't want to barge my pain into your brain.
I wanted to be so many things.
I know I likely won't achieve them.
But I will try anyway.