HerGaiety @hergaiety@computerfairi.es

I've been told I'm pretty pog

Still waiting on HRT that makes me turn into a kobold or a dog

Imagine a Blåhaj but with the internals of a Furby

You're a kid, you're a squid, you're technically defacing private property but I won't snitch kid

Summer Games Fest had ZERO booth babes! In fact there were no booths. Or... Babes, I mean okay jokes aside why were there no women on stage? Come on

I randomly started playing Slay the Spire again and it is so fun

I have nearly beaten the main mode with all 4 characters woo

My canon event is in every universe I realize girls are pretty and I turn out gay

Kids don't know how good they have it these days, when I was young I could only be rendered in a few hundred polygons like the original Lara Croft

I apparently need to play Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom for the sexy goat boys

I feel like I am working harder than ever before, do things get easier?

OkCupid insists that several times a day I have matched with someone named Kai lol

Maybe I have entered the Kai multiverse

My class notes:
Yip
Yap
Yippity yap
Yap yap yap Bork yap

Kobold or doggo both have creature euphoric claws for me~

I'm a lesbian, but like, in a gay way

(Clarifying, this is another meaningless shitpost, just vibin')

How I be calling into work meetings

At the doctor: oh, drugs? Yes

Wait, drug allergies? Oh no no, no

Spiiiiiider-maaaaan, can have as many vowels as you want but respect the hyphen

Had a lengthy dream about dating a puppy femboy I think, unsure what that means lol

I don't imagine this whole internet thing is going to catch on