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"What are your plans for the weekend?"
An innocent question that becomes terrifying when asked by your boss

That awkward moment when you're in a chat and see your friend start typing so you stop but they see you typing so they stop and you end up you're both just sitting there, daring each other to start typing first

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Painting my nails while lip-synching to Andrew Lloyd Webber because I am an adult

Me: Okay, finally have some free time. Let's get some writing done
Brain: Or, hear me out, we could instead write one sentence and then spend the next hour wasting time on YouTube

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